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Corporate Economics

  • TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
    You retire on the income.

    INFOSYS ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows
    You put both of them on the bench
    And hire another to do the job.

    TCS ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows
    You tell them that only one will go to onsite.
    You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
    Both of them die after fighting.

    HCL ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows
    You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
    They run away.

    CTS Economics

    You have 2 cows
    You train them for two months on how to milk themselves. Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.

    SATYAM ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows.
    One is intelligent one is dumb.
    You send the dumb cow to onsite making the intelligent cow frustated.
    Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration and dumb cow
    is laid off by the client

    WIPRO ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows
    You hire one bull
    You start milking the bull and Start ploughing the field with the cows…..Applying Thought

    PATNI ECONOMICS

    You have 2 cows
    You don’t hire any bull and ask them to multiply themselves

    IBM ECONOMICS

    You have one cow you feed it well
    But you try to get all those stuff ie not just milk but also butter, cream, curd and rasmalai in one shot

    MICROSOFT ECONOMICS

    You have a very popular fat cow the cow has a very thin leg it eats a lot but when it comes to milking the cow crashes down

    NIIT ECONOMICS

    You lure a group of cows how to be milked - one among them gets milked
    The rest end up teaching another group of cows how to get milked

    HP ECONOMICS

    You have one cow you feed it well but you try to INVENT new things out of it. Not only milk but hot coffee, fruit juice and all other things you can think of !!!!!

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