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How To Tell When You Are Spending Too Much Time With Your Computer
* You start introducing yourself as “lima at jobnetonline dot net”.
* Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she
looks like.
* You check your mail. It says “no new messages”. So you check it
again.
* Your phone bill is delivered in a box.
* You name your children Eudora, Mozilla,Dotcom.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html.
* You tell the kids they can’t use the computer because “Daddy’s got
work to do” and you don’t have a job.
* You get a tattoo that says “This body best viewed with internet
explorer 5.1".
* You never have to deal with the busy signals because you never log
off.
* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
front of your computer with a toilet.
* You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile :).
* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you
buy another computer and install another phone line so that the two of
you can chat.
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your
first instinct is to search for the “back” button.
* Your computer goes down, you haven’t logged in for two hours. You
start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your Internet access
number. You try to mimic computer noise in order to connect. You
succeed..
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